Okay, let’s be honest … you really didn’t come here to look at my collection of sexy Republicans in the nude photos, right?  Right … and who can blame you?  (Why is it that the Democrats seem to have all the sex appeal?  Can you even think of a single Republican, male or female, that you’d honestly hit on?)

But, no, with Sailor Jim, it’s all about the written word, isn’t it?  Either the whimsical story, the flaming rant, the asinine gripe; something, but always written down … and why not?

Writing is one of the few ways that I (the incredibly talented storyteller and wordsmith) can convey my view of the universe to you (the pathetically grasping masses).  Twenty-six letters in our alphabet, combining and recombining to create an unlimited number of words, expressing complex concepts, deep emotions, learned thoughts, and deathless prose … such as moon walking erections and bare boobies at Wal-Mart.

Okay, so I ain’t Shakespeare … news flash, neither was he.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy “my little bits of silliness.”